UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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