69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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