he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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