Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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