How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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