Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
this is an emotional support booty call
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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