Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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