so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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