11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
do nipples grow back?
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