i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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