Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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