How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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