"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
