I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
