Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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