Sry I called you an 8
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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