I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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