i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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