He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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