I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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