This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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