theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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