You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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