So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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