Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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