Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
