i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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