Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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