Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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