: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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