WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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