you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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