I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
