i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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