Don't make out with my wife yet
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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