4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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