Swine flu. Run for my life!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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