I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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