So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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