Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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