it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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