Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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