Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
