so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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