So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
