My room smells like vodka and shame
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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