i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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