There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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