oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I will be naked everywhere
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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