I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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