I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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